Alone on a Saturday night, watching Friends re-runs and fantasizing about Jennifer Aniston. For years, that’s what I called my love-life.
I was 22 years old. So broke I didn’t have two pennies to rub together. So embarrassed about by my body that I wouldn’t take my shirt off unless I was alone. And after four years at a major party college... I was still a virgin.
Sure, I dated a few women (other guy’s sloppy seconds), but even they never returned my phone calls.
And anytime I’d make a few female friends, it always ended up the same: I’d follow them around like a dog, jumping at the chance to do them a favor or listen to their problems... hoping somehow it would lead to sex, but….......Click Here!
Behind My Back They Just Giggled
And Called Me Their Emotional Tampon.
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Friday, September 2, 2011
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